You might be a "Utahan" if.......

You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"
You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n) If there is a G at the end of a word you treat it as if it were silent.
You know what Fry Sauce is made of.
You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.
Green Jell-o with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange.
You can pronounce Tooele.
The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.
You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.
You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn", "Fetch", "Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
The largest liquor store is the state government.
You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.
Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
You can see the stars at night
You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."
You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.
Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
You wonder why fire truck drivers honk when you drive 35 mph in the left lane on the freeway.
There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the LA riots.
You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
You negotiate prices at a garage sale.
You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal or a member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
Hotel rooms all have a Book of Mormon.
You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow fall s over night, but closes for the opening of hunting season.
People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees
The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.
Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but ski racks are standard.
More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood
You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.

Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.
You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.
You actually get half of these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Utah

I want to know if any of you agreed with this! (Even if you are a blog stocker, tell me)

My McWeekend

So, as you can see our Saturday was full of excitement! Earlier last week our friend Russell called and invited us to go out to the races in Toole. I immediately declined, because I had no idea what it would be like. However, at work on Thursday I was listening to the radio and heard that Patrick Dempsey would be racing at the Grand Prix in Toole, Utah. I called Jordan to tell him that I changed my mind and that we were going. I then called Russell to tell him that we were coming. Saturday came and we arrived at the race. I had no idea what to expect but it was really fun. We were greeted by Russell's cousin who works at the sports park with our V.I.P passes. Now, I don't think that I could ever go to a race again without the VIP pass! The pass got us into a suite where there was a buffet lunch followed by a buffet dinner! Nice. We also go a track pass to ride the go karts. Not like the trafalga go karts, like real fast ones. As we were waiting in line to ride Hillary said to me "I really feel like I am missing out on something over there" just then McDreamy pulls up in his golf cart to ride on the same track we were! We immediately called Stefanie and Hillary tried to explain her excitement to Stefanie. Of course at that moment I didn't have the camera. Well we all got on the track and as we were leaving McDreamy was coming by again in his golf cart and Hillary then waved her hand and said "Patrick, Patrick, can we please get a picture with you? He said yes, and there you go! We got pictures and then walked down to where his pit crew was. We hung out there for a while and Hillary chatted it up with one of his Pitt crew members for like 1/2 hour. All in all it was a really GREAT Saturday!

P.S. I loved the race and being at the race track. The cars were pretty cool too!

Seriously? Seriously.....SERIOUSLY!

NASTY

Today when I got home Jordan & I went to look at our lovely garden! I stepped onto the grass and apparently stepped on a praying mantis! YUCK! Lets just say it was on my foot. At first I thought a bird just pooped on me so, Jordan was telling me to shake it off. Well, it wouldn't come off! I immediately told him to get the hose and wash it off of me. The praying mantis was flopping around trying to stay alive.....Jordan put it out of his misery. This is what they look like.............